Things I learned by lying on by bathroom floor:
The toe kick on our vanity is not painted all the way to the corner
The bathmat has a disturbing amount of my hair on it - I should check myself later for bald spots
Lying on the floor does not help your back feel better
Neither does kneeling, moving, or even breathing
What sounds like the dog being bad upstairs is really the washing machine
The dog is actually outside and has been scratching at the door this whole time to be let in
Groan
The toe kick on our vanity is not painted all the way to the corner
The bathmat has a disturbing amount of my hair on it - I should check myself later for bald spots
Lying on the floor does not help your back feel better
Neither does kneeling, moving, or even breathing
What sounds like the dog being bad upstairs is really the washing machine
The dog is actually outside and has been scratching at the door this whole time to be let in
Groan
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